‘Imma let you finish Amber, but Kanye’s Christian Louboutin’s are the best high fashion shoes EVER!

In the song “Barry Bonds”, Kanye West raps, “Comin’ in the club with that fresh s**t on, with something crazy on my arm.”

Kanye is a man whose life often imitates his art. Case in point, Amber Rose:

Wow. That dress works on so many levels. I mean, it’s like she’s a skeleton, but also A GIANT HOE. This dress serves no purpose unless you:

a) are a stripper;
b) have a shredder fetish;
c) are dating Kanye West, thus were able to charge this monstrosity to his credit card.

Amber paired that “dress” with some Burberry rubber soled platform biker boots. I love these boots, although wearing them with the dress makes Amber look stumpy. However, after seeing the dress, I don’t really think it matters anymore. Stumpy, not stumpy, I’m just happy I’m not seeing any nip.

Kanye, on the other hand, looked quite good in leather pants and a pair of Christian Louboutin studded loafers. I would have preferred it if he had worn socks. I’m sorry, I don’t care if it’s in fashion, always wear socks with your shoes, gentlemen. This is not Miami Vice. If pastel suits with t-shirts comes back in fashion I’m going to be so pissed.

Thoughts on Kanye and Amber’s fashion choices?

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