Amy Winehouse needs some sexy heels to match her chest
Oh, Amy Winehouse. I’ve missed you.
Not only is she back drunkenly staggering down the streets of London, she’s back drunkenly staggering down the streets on London with new boobs, horribly fake freckles, and horribly ugly runners on her feet that I almost didn’t noticed because I was distracted by her new boobs and fake freckles.
I’ve noticed that recent photos of Amy show her walking around in flats (most notably, her beloved, ratty old ballet flats) all the time. I wonder if she possibly finds it hard to keep her balance in heels with all the new weight on her chest. That is still no excuse for those ugly running shoes. I feel like she should have some nice heels to compliment her new boobs. And possibly a shirt that actually fits her new boobs.
All that aside, I do understand the appeal of a good pair of comfortable running shoes. I just think she could have made a more stylish selection. Maybe something like these:
Ecco “Thrill” – Sleek!
Y-3 Yohji Yamamoto “Kimpu” – Shiny!
Diesel Strappy W Velcro high tops – Velcro, for easy, crack addled removal!
What do you think of Amy’s shoe choices?
