Neck up: Cute page boy cap, trendy Wayfarers, trademark red lipped Stefani smile.
Knees down: Sexy L.A.M.B. “Jadia” booties.
Somewhere in between the two lies a massive obstruction, a fashion elephant in the room, which we call HAREM PANTS. Yes, harem pants. As in pants that should only be worn if one is part of a harem in Arabian Nights. Why have these monstrosities come back into style? Is this a cruel joke?
At first glance, I thought Gwen was wearing leggings, which I actually thought looked great with the L.A.M.B. “Jadia” booties… Upon closer inspection, I saw she was wearing harem pants and my head exploded out of fugly frustration.
I suppose harem pants conceal the sins of eating junk food, or possibly baby bumps. This girl better be knocked up! It’s the only excuse!
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