A plea to Avril Lavigne to realize she’s a zillionare and stop shopping at Hot Topic

by Stiletto Pumped on August 26, 2009

Avril Lavigne is a beautiful girl. That being said, I wish that her ensembles didn’t always scream Hot Topic like a thirteen year old girl at a Twilight convention:

YOU’RE 24 YEARS OLD, AVRIL. And while I understand that you’re the “motherf**king princess” of bubble gum pop punk crap, it wouldn’t kill you to start dressing your age.

I am well above the age where it is appropriate to be shopping at Hot Topic, however, I still like fun fashion. I love Avril’s shoes, nay, adore the shoes! They’re fun and spunky! However, I think I’d like them better with something other than a frekin’ prom dress. Twenty-four year olds don’t go to the prom. They simply buy alcohol for the minors and get trashed at the after party – unless of course this is her sixth victory lap, in which case, girl’s got bigger problems than her outfit. The shoes and the dress just don’t quite work for Avril – Cyndi Lauper she is not.

Avril’s shoes are by Iron Fist, which is, indeed, sold at Hot Topic. A small part of me died when I realized I liked shoes from Hot Topic. Excuse me while I cut holes in my fishnets and build a shrine to Robert Pattison.

For fun, colourful zebra print shoes, check out the D2 by Dikuza “Angelina”! What do you think of Avril’s outfit?

Just Jared</p-

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Jim August 26, 2009 at 10:23 am

I like it, I think she looks hot, but then again I am just a guy who does not judge people by how they dress. My thoughts are, if people are comfortable and happy, then that is what I think they should wear.

Anna August 26, 2009 at 11:24 am

Hate it. Though the shoes could be fun with a different outfit, agreed.

batphibra November 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Hi everyone,

Im new to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself, my name is David and I’m form UK. I’ve been a long time lurker who has finally decided to make an account and contribute.

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