I take back every nice thing I said about Lindsay Lohan’s Alexander Wang “Alexis” fringe booties:
She looks like she’s got Clydesdale pony feet! Hey Lindsay, remember to say “neigh” to drugs!
Her outfit is horrendous by itself – but those shoes just make it worse. She’s looking BEAT – I’m half tempted to believe she died of a drug overdose two years ago and her people are parading her corpse around for the money. Maybe that explains the cutoffs – the bottom half of her pants decomposed over time. And do I spy with my little eye, red undies poking out from underneath? Class act, this one.
What would possess someone to wear these shoes with cut-offs and some shirt rejected from Stevie Nicks wardrobe? When she wore them with the leggings and zebra dress, it actually looked quite chic and made a statement – one that didn’t scream trailer trash. These shoes are way too clunky and way too bold to be worn with shorts. They look out of place. I hate to say it, Linds, but take a hint from Brit Brit and get yourself a pair of flip-flops! Or don’t wear cut-offs to a formal event? Or… get a stylist? What do you think?
