Katie Price looks distraught. Perhaps she got locked out of her go-go cage?
I mean, crushed velvet, thigh high go-go boots. CRUSHED VELVET THIGH HIGH GO-GO BOOTS, people. I don’t know if I hate them, or if I’m just dumbfounded with envy. They’re a bit loud and excessive, but give me those boots, a cage and some James Bond music and I’d be good to go!
Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan obviously has an affinity for loud thigh high boots, as we’ve seen in the past. I don’t blame her for her love of the thigh boots, although I do criticize her expression of such love. These look like they came from a costume store – possibly from some kind of Felicity Shagwell costume. She must have been deliberately going to for that look, because is it just me, or does her companion look like a homosexual, body building Austin Powers?
I, personally, would like these boots for my Katie Price costume. Said costume also comes with self-tanner, double D bra inserts and a shockingly low amount of dignity.
