
Heidi and Spencer film their masterpiece while their bodyguard considers taking his own life.
Here’s Heidi Montag being filmed by husband Spencer Pratt for her new video “Your Love Found Me”. I haven’t heard the song, nor do I know much about the video, but judging by the look on the face of the bodyguard in the background – whom looks as though he’s thinking, “I’m not paid enough to sit through this” – it’s obviously genius. How couldn’t it be? You’ve got two idiots and a camera – television stations make millions off of that crap and call it “Reality TV”. Why spend money on a director when you can get Spencer Pratt to pretend to be a director? Well, I suppose if a useless tart like Heidi can sing, then a useless douche like Spencer can direct, n’est pas?
However, the horridness of the video/song is beside the point, and why hate on Spencer and Heidi when I could gush over her shoes? Accentuate the positive! Heidi’s wearing a pair of patent leather Jimmy Choo “Glint” peep toe booties. These booties are very popular this season – the patent leather, stiletto heel and cut outs combine for a bold look with tons of sex appeal. Luckily, for those of us who do not have reality TV salaries, Steve Madden makes a great substitute:

The Steve Madden “Mercci” looks just a chic as the “Glint”, but features trendy buckle details instead of back zipper closure. Perfect with a LBD! What do you think?

