Dear Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan,

I know acid indigestion is painful, but please, next time, remember that you’re supposed to DRINK Pepto Bismol, not pour it on your feet.
Look, I love the look of thigh high boots. It makes your legs look long and lithe and sexy, but this is a little “LA Hooker Barbie” for me. Where’s ghetto pimp Ken to slap some sense into this hoe?!
I’m sure I would love those boots if they were in a less retina-burning hue, maybe a black or brown – maybe something like the Report “Fairfax”:

As I said, I’m a big fan of the thigh high boots, particularly if they’re paired with a nice dress (see Madonna), or some skinny jeans (see Kate Moss). These particular ones can be worn with the shaft rolled up or down, for both thigh and knee high styles. Boots like these make a big statement, so something like your pepto-hued boots can overwhelm one’s entire look – as it did. Please consider boots like the “Fairfax” in the future!
Thanks!
Stiletto Pumped


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I kinda like them…but not with the matchy-matchy top and earrings! They should be the only pink element in the outfit. Also ,they would look better with skinny jeans or a dress – those leggings just don’t look right.