“Three simple steps to being classy” by Lily Allen
1. Always wear shoes that maximize your cankles. Ugg boots are a good choice, particularly when paired with super classy cut-offs – remember that “stumpy” is the new “classy”. It also makes you look totally sensible and refined when you walk around like you’re in some universe where it’s warm enough for cut-offs, but cold enough for Ugg boots and furry hats.
2. Wear the biggest possible hat, ALWAYS. This way, if you’re not getting enough attention by screaming obscenities in a loud and drunken British accent, people will notice you by the slaughtered Royale kitten on your head.
3. Perpetually have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. ALWAYS. This maximizes the possibility that you may set your furry cat-hat on fire, and become an even bigger spectacle, until nothing is left of you but a pair of smoldering Ugg boots. And even then, after all that is left of you is a charred corpse, you will still have cankles. CLASSY.
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