Victoria Beckham is too Posh for heels

Okay Posh, I’ll be reasonable. I might also walk around in these bad boys if I had an able-bodied soccer boy to hang off of:

Posh is wearing a pair of pretty intense PVC boots by Antonio Berardi, who is of course, the same Antonio Berardi who brought us these heeless heels. I was intrigued by those shoes, but I’m especially intrigued by these boots that look like the Matrix meets Alien meets Vogue.

Sometimes I wish I were Victoria Beckham, just so designers could give me their outlandish pieces to wear – and people would praise me for it! Because you see, if I were to walk out of the house in these (nay, fall out of the house), people would probably think I put on a pair of platform horse shoes and painted my legs black. On second thought, are we entirely sure that isn’t what Posh did?

Or maybe this is just how the legs of the fabulous POSH-BOT naturally look. Like how a Barbie doll’s feet are naturally shaped for heels, y’know? Just a thought.