Katies Holmes wears Huck Finn pants with chic Lanvin flats like Kenneth Cole Reaction “Dancing Queen”

Dear Katie Holmes,

I get the impression that you’re making an attempt at prying your way into fashion iconica. You seem to work very hard at looking fashionable… However the results end up looking like fashionista on the top, Huck Finn on the bottom. The jeans, Katie… Seriously, what the hell is this about? I get that you may be trying to “define your look”, but I suggest steering away from any look that compliments a raft on the Mississippi River.

I do like the shoes. Metallic flats by Lanvin, no? Very trendy, very comfortable, and they suit you well. They do not, however, suit the demin “I Dream of Jeannie” pants. Are you preparing for global warming induced flooding? Please, try pairing these chic flats with skinny jeans or a skirt. These are a bit better than wearing these hideous pants with reptile gladiators, but the problem wasn’t the shoes, it was the pants. And these pants are KILLING these beautiful shoes. Please amend.

Thanks,

Stiletto Pumped

P.S. Suri has got to be one of the cutest alien babies I have ever seen!

For a pair of metallic flats like Katies, try the Kenneth Cole Reaction “Dancing Queen”: