I love Lindsay Lohan more and more everyday. I’m close to being the president of her frekin’ fan club. And I like her even more now that she’s a lesbian! Just look at Sam and Linds together! Do they not look like the cutest, happiest power lesbian couple in the universe? Like they will have a beautiful life, with beautiful lesbian-raised children, concieved with the sperm of some rediculously famous male, who’s identity will be kept secret from the public until they do a big cover story with Rolling Stone? I can’t wait.
As I’ve said before, I also love Lohan for her often regretable – but always interesting – fashion choices. Case in point: Leggings. Lindsay Lohan defined the 2000-era legging craze – a trend that I hate – but I also respect her ability to take such an obviously horrible trend and shove it down our throats like Starbuck’s-flavoured ecstasy, if not only for the reason that I get to write about it. For example:
These are the aptly titled “Leopard Ankle Gloves” from Lohan’s new line of leggings. Yes, you heard right: ANKLE GLOVES. As in gloves, for your ankles. Y’know, like how shoes are the gloves for our feet… I guess. This is another situation where there’s a perfectly hot pair of shoes and they’re all fugged up by these… things. I mean, it’s like a war on shoes! And ankles! And COMMON SENSE. They are essentially lycra legwarmers, and you could easily make these leopard montrosities by cutting the sleeves off of one of Sharon Stone’s dresses. In fact, I’m not at all convinced that isn’t what Miss Lohan did in some kind of coke-rage.
If I got my hands on a nice pair of patent leather mary janes, say, like the Charles David “Jacey”, I sure as hell wouldn’t pair them with these things. Would you?
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