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Pheobe Price wears boots like Jessica Simpson “Parisa” while I ask myself “Who the hell is Pheobe Price?”
Who?
Ah, Pheobe Price. I know your name, I know your face, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell it is you do!
Wannabe celebrity Pheobe Price was out and about the other day, doing what it appears she does everyday: Look for paparazzi to take her picture. She reminds me of some kind of wannabe Firecrotch Lohan. I guess in the internet age, if you’re willing to whore it up enough for the camera, there will be someone on the internet who’s willing to post something about you. Which is where I step in.
As Price is not yet famous enough to have a Wikipedia entry, I can’t tell you if she has some kind of fashion related mental disability, but how else do you explain those boots? It looks like she wrapped towels around her ankles and then took a Bedazzler to them. Pheobe, boots like these are not how you get famous. I think you’d have more luck getting out of a car without underwear.
Even though I’m oppose to this whole slouch boot epidemic, I’m going to meet Pheobe half way here. Maybe next time she’s out whoring it up for the paparazzi, she should try a pair of white boots like these:
This is the Jessica Simpson “Parisa”, a white slouch boot that’s similar to Price’s, only less stud detailing, for a simpler, yet sexy look. I’ll be looking for you showing these off to the paparazzi in the future, Pheobe!
Source: A Socialite’s Life
