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Ugg Classic Tall takes Jaime Pressly hostage; Department of Homeland Style, take note
Horton hears a bad fashion choice
Here’s Jaime Pressly as she arrives at the Late Show with David Letterman to promote her voice work in Horton Hears a Who! All seems well, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that Jaime posesses weapons of mass fugliness. That’s right, folks. The Ugg boot has captured Jaime Pressly.
The Ugg is attacking North America in it’s most sensitive spot: Celebrities. Celebrities, many of whom are unintelligent trend whores, have the power to influence anyone with access to a TV, computer or gossip rag. Last week, the Uggs took Claudia Schiffer. A damaging blow, seeing as Schiffer’s model influence has such an impressive impact on the fashion world. It seems they’ve now moved onto enslaving screen stars with their fug. If you listen closely, you can actually hear the Uggs yelling “Mao! Diddy mao!” at Jaime. I mean, I know it looks like Jaime is comfortable, but her inner fashion soul is crying out for help! It won’t be long until the Uggs trap us all in a metaphorical bamboo cage of bad fashion.
I will be doing my best to stay on top of this style-threatening terrorist boot. If you see celebrities wearing Uggs, please let us know! If we, the people, express our opposition to the Ugg virus with enough force, maybe we can change something. We have to move quickly, before we see pictures of Uggs on the feet of Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama. If we don’t, one day we’re going to wake up to a world where everyone has cankles and looks stumpy.
Jaime is wearing a pair of chocolate Ugg Classic Tall boots. Study this picture hard. It is the face of the enemy.
Source: A Socialite’s Life
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yeah! that’s true, these uggly boots are a virus nowadays! i can’t stand them anymore, people going crazy for something that looks like a boots for a farmers working on cows’ shit and pay for it £180…maaaan!