Iggy is leathery, Madonna is an inductee, Timberlake is stoned

Well, it look as though years of cone bras, kissing young pop stars and fellating bottles have finally paid off. Last night, Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Madonna was introduced by her “Four Minutes” collaborator, Justin Timberlake. JT seems to be getting pretty cozy with Madge. I think he should watch out. It may seem good for his career now, but eventually she’ll use up his life force so she can continue making music well into her sixties, like some American Mick Jagger with boobs. Remember when Madonna kissed Britney on MTV? Well, look at Britney now. Kiss of death, bitches!

Most Hall of Fame inductees usually perform at their induction ceremony, however, the Material Girl refused because, well, she’s Madonna and can do whatever the hell she wants. Instead, Iggy Pop performed “Burning Up” and “Ray of Light”. I’m upset that I missed that. I’m sure Iggy looked like some spastic, topless, leathery Madonna impersonator. That almost sounds far more interesting than watching Madonna perform.

Madonna wore some strange superhero outfit and a see through dress to the ceremony. See where the white lines end on her dress? Her crotch is the centre of attention again! I bet it’s because she’s got bigger balls than either of the men she’s pictured with. Well, maybe not Iggy “I used to cut myself on stage” Pop.

Madonna completed her superhero look with a pair of thigh high boots. If you’re looking for a pair of thigh highs, try these by Pleaser USA:

This is the Pleaser USA “Seduce 3036″. A few days ago, I posted about Madonna wearing a boot similar to the Pleaser USA “Seduce 2020″. Is this where her new image is going? Is she going to become Madominatrix? Probably. And she’ll be whipping Justin Timberlake the whole way.

Source: Dlisted

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2008 at 5:30 pm