Annie “Madonna” and little David Banda in Uggs


Source: Dlisted

Little David Banda’s face says it all:

“I can’t believe mom put me in a pair of fugly Ugg boots! Bitch, get me some Armani!”

Actually, the Ugg boot makes more sense to me on a boy than on any lady, as the look of the Ugg is very “Rugged Outback”. Because I’ve never seen Madonna in a pair of Uggs, I’m going to believe that she agrees with me. I’m sure they keep David’s feet well protected against the cold, winter weather - even though these pictures were snapped in balmy Los Angeles. This leads me to believe that Madge puts little David in those things because she thinks they’re fashionable. Couldn’t she get Jean Paul Gautier to design some shoes for him?

Despite my disdain for Uggs, those cute, teeny tiny boots are warming my cold, Ugg hating heart. I will give little David Banda a thumbs up for his cute boots, however, I wouldn’t feel the same way if they were on Madge. I would have loved to have commented on Madonna’s shoes, however, she apparently doesn’t know how to hem her freeking pants, so I have no idea what she’s wearing. She could be barefoot for all I know. So, instead, I’ll leave you with this:

This is the Annie “Madonna”, a sandal that could have been named after the virgin Madonna, but I like to believe it’s named after the “Like a Virgin” Madonna. I could see Madge wearing these with a cute little dress that showed just a little too much cleavage.

Let us know what you think about the Annie “Madonna” and little David Banda’s teeny, tiny Uggs!


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