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La Lohan and the Aquatalia by Marvin K. “Wasabi”
Source: A Socialite’s Life
Here’s Lindsay Lohan stopping for some type celebri-coffee in Santa Monica. As you can see, she has turned a deaf ear to my protests and substituted those hideous black leggings for pants once again. I don’t care what anyone says, there’s no way this kid is OFF drugs. I think this is what happens when you do too much cocaine. Eventually, your ego swells up so much that you begin to think that you are too good for pants… above pants… Beyond pants! When actually you’re just a bad actress who looks like a bottle-blonde hooker.
Linds recieved some very prestigious nominations recently. No, not an Oscar nomination. No, not a Golden Globe. La Lohan was nominated for two Razzies for her work in the sub-watchable I Know Who Killed Me. She was nominated for worst actress and worst supporting actress, plus the movie itself earned seven more Razzie nominations. Maybe I’ve been a bit hard on Linds… But if momma Lohan isn’t going to tell her to wear pants and stop making crappy movies, who is?!
Well, I’ll go a bit easier on Lindsay. I do like her patent leather boots. I would like them better with a nice pair of pencil jeans, but that’s not the point. Lindsay does a rather good job of choosing her shoes - even when she decides to forego pants all together. Her slick and shiny boots look very similar to these by Aquatalia by Marvin K.:
This is the Aquatalia by Marvin K. “Wasabi”. These puppies are waterproof and stain resistant - perfect for rainy days, or the slushy wonderland that early spring will have in store. I would pair these with some pencil jeans and a cute pea coat. They also come in fire engine red, for an eye grabbing look. The bottoms have a traction patterns so there will be no slipping on slick streets - even if you’re a drunken Lindsay Lohan. What do you think of the Aquatalia by Marvin K. “Wasabi”? Would you let them brighten your rainy day?
P.S. Lindsay, horizontal stripes only work if you’re a sailor or a criminal, so - Oh wait, never mind.
