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Spice up your shoes: J.Lo Fantasy, Betsey Johnson Hipster and Yellow Box Vintage
Source: Dlisted
Pictured: Spice Girls, version 3.0 - except for Posh, who’s probably version 6.0, going on breasts-lifted-to-Alaska version 6.5. It’s been a long, relaxing time since the Spicers have been together. Ever wonder what they talk about after all these years? What else? SHOES.
SPORTY: Where did Britney’s six-pack go? That right, it’s right here on my stomach! Plus, I added another two!
BABY: Who cares? My shoes are sexier. Hey Mel B, did I tell you that I got these J.Lo Fantasy shoes for under a hundred bucks? Boy am I happy to have a regular paycheck again.
SCARY: I can’t hear you over my outfit! My super shiny, hot, hot Yellow Box Vintage-like boots were made for walking - all over Eddie Murphy!
POSH: PLEASE WAIT. LOADING FIERCE LOOK 3.2, COUTURE DRESS 7.5, HOT FRINGE HEELS 6.7, TANOREXIA 5.2.
GINGER: Vicky just hasn’t been the same since she started hanging around the Cruises’.
SPORTY: Maybe my spangly, sparkly running shoes will make her feel better? Either that, or I’ll beat her up. That goes for you, too, Geri, if you dare leave again -
BABY: I’m so happy they don’t make me wear those hideous, platform running shoes anymore. These are far cuter and don’t make me look like I have orthopedic problems.
SCARY: Child support monies from rich actors make me want to ziggazig-ah!
POSH: HOT FRINGE HEELS 6.7 NOT RESPONDING, LOADING TRENDY, BETSEY JOHNSON HIPSTER FRINGE HEELS.
GINGER: I’m so happy Vicky sings the least.
POSH: ERROR 404
