United Nude: Shoes of the future - today

Behold! The shoe of the future:

This is the Eamz Booty by United Nude. The brand is well known for their unique heels, particularly inward curved heels and, like the above picture, heels that aren’t really there at all.

Their curved heel look is very sleek and sexy, and this Fold Hi bootie comes in fun colours:

If you look at the colourful ones too long, the curves may cause you to feel as though you’re looking through a fish bowl, and the psychedelic pattern may cause your pupils to dilate.

The United Nude heeless shoe is just bizarre. It’s like I’m on Star Trek, if the show had been created by some intergalactic, heeless shoe wearing space diva.

In space, no one can hear a shoe lover scream.

I commend United Nude on their innovative and artistic approach to shoe design, and I hope that in the future, our alien overlords will allow us ladies to wear heeless shoes. However, in the present, I’ll take a sexy pump over empty space.

As fugly as they are, I’m still a wee bit fascinated by them. It’s like I’ve stumbled upon shoes from another planet. I feel like they should be in a museum somewhere, possibly under glass, so no one can wear them.

Famous, footwear fashioner Manolo Blahnik, has also taken a stab at the heeless shoe with the Arunium:

This is one Manolo I don’t think I’d wear, however, it is a beautiful work of art. If I had three grand to burn, I’d buy them for my mantle - not my feet.

If anyone out there has worn heeless shoes, please let us know what it’s like to be literally walking on air!

Compare prices for sexy, United Nude curved heel boots and intergalactic heels:


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  3. I own a pair of irregular choice heeless-heels. I wore them to my prom and had nooo problem walking dancing everything! And Im not even a high heel master. After the inital feelings of doubt when I put them on I got the hang of it very quick!


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