Shauna says, “Bow down before your lucite queen!”

I get the impression that Shauna Sand might be into bondage. Or at least her legs are.

Shauna, also known as the Lucite Queen, was snapped wearing something other than plastic heels. That sound you hear is the approaching hooves of the four horsemen. Shauna switched the classic lucite with a pair of strappy, lace up sandals that make her legs look like they were attacked by stripper-gladiators. Even the dude in the background seems to be affected by the god-awful fug of those shoes. For the love of Louboutin, someone please get this woman a nice pair of heels!

And on a completely unrelated note, does Shauna not look like the wax figure version of herself in this picture? However, I’m fairly confident that Madame Tussauds is not responsible for those shoes.

Shauna’s shoes are very similar to the Pleaser USA Vogue-35, a brand that makes shoes - here’s a shock - for people in the adult entertainment business! I guess you can take the bunny out of the skank, but you’ll never take the skank out of the bunny. What do you think of Shauna’s new shoes? Is she better off in lucite?

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Tags: gladiators, heels, laces, Pleaser USA, sandals, Shauna Sand, vogue-35

Posted: Jul 9th, 2008 at 1:27 pm