She must get horrible blisters

I know three things about Shauna Sand: She’s a Playboy model, she was married to Lorenzo Lamas and she loves plastic shoes.

Shauna is seen here wearing her lucite platforms. You may recognize from them, say, I dunno, EVERY SINGLE PHOTO OF SHUANA SAND EVER TAKEN.

Gossip readers will tell you that Shauna is notorious for wearing these heels everywhere she goes. I figure she must think that these shoes make her legs look long and lithe, in the same way a pair of nude coloured shoes would do. However, you lose the effect when you wear them every day! Not to mention the fact that these are plastic shoes. Do you know what other shoes are made of plastic? Jelly shoes. It’s not 1989, and no one needs to be wearing shoes that cause such harsh blisters and horribly smelling feet.

On the subject of plastic shoes, let’s talk about Crocs. If Shauna’s such a fan of plastic shoes, maybe she should look into a pair of Crocs Prima:

Sorry, Shauna. The Crocs Prima is not available in a transparent colour.

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Tags: crocs, heels, jelly shoes, lucite heels, plastic shoes, playboy, prima, shauna sand

Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm