Girl who’s bad acting cries like wind

Is there some new Pocahontas trend on which I’m missing out?

Mischa, really, what the hell is this? Are you trying to out-Lindsay the Lohan? Because I gotta say, Lindsay’s Minnetonka Frontlace Hardsole boots definitely win over… Whatever the hell those things on your feet are. They’re fug is slowly climbing up your calves, hun.

Is this some kind of headbands-and-beads hippie thing? To be honest, it just kinda looks like you’ve been hitting the peace pipe a little too hard.

Really, did you kill a clydesdale to get those things?! Peta’s gonna be on you like hepatitis on Pammy and Tommy Lee.

Mischa, I never thought I’d say this but: listen to Lindsay! Go for the Minnetonka Frontlace Hardsole boot instead. Please?

Note: Mischa’s boots may actually be Minnetonka, however, they’re still ugly.

Check out other trendy, moccasin inspired boots from Minnetonka:

Go Fug Yourself

Tags: boots, flat, leather, lindsay lohan, minnetonka, mischa barton, moccasin, suede, tassles

Posted: Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:00 am