The skank has landed

From what I can tell from this picture, NASA has selected Paris Hilton to be shot out to Mars as a representative of Earth. How else do you explain her intergallactic cropped jacket and moon leggings?

I’m sure many of you are oppose to the selection of Paris as an Earth representative. I can see why; it’s not as if every member of the human race has herpes and a sex tape. However, envision this:

Paris: “Hello Martians! I’m Paris Hilton, and I have been chosen as a representative of Earth. We come in peace, and dangerously high levels of hotness. My gift to you is the gift of music, as I will now sing my song ‘The Stars are Blind’.”

Martians: “AH! Shoot her before she sings that song about Nicole Richie!”

(Paris is shot with the Martian raygun, leaving only a small whisp of smoke emerging from her Charles David “Euphoria” shoes, which are then placed on the Martian queen’s feet.)

Martians: “We appreciate the beautiful Charles David ‘Euphoria’ shoes you have sent us as a gift, Earthlings! Now, send us Britney in a pair of Christian Louboutins!”

Check out the Charles David “Euphoria”:

Source: Dlisted

Tags: Benji Madden, black, Charles David, Euphoria, High Heel, Paris Hilton, Patent, round toe

Posted: May 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pm