Apparently, her name is Paris

Here’s Paris Hilton, out promoting her new line of hair extensions. Yes, hair extensions. It’s actually quite appropriate because I find hair extensions to be fake and tacky, much like Paris herself.

I love how Paris wears these shirts with her name on it. She even has her name written on her belt! It seems this woman is not going to give us sweet relief, and allow us to forget who the hell she is. It’s evidence that she is not out there marketing her hair extensions, or shoe line or luggage line, she’s out there marketing herself.

Paris Hilton for sale! Price? Ten dollars and a percocet.

Paris is wearing a pair of unique platforms by Chanel. These sky-high shoes have a very sexy shape paired with an almost avant garde design. If you’re looking for something like this, but don’t have Paris’ money to spend, you should definitely check out these by Report:

This is the Report “Trudi”, a shoe that quite clearly takes it’s design straight from the Chanel catwalk. Also spotted on a leggingless Lindsay Lohan, these puppies also come in a nude colour that will make your legs look like they go on for miles. What do you think of the Report “Trudi” and Paris’ self-whoring - I mean, self-marketing?

Source: A Socialite’s Life

Tags: chanel, heels, Leather, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, platforms, Report, Trudi

Posted: Apr 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am