There are at least two things wrong with this picture:

Here we have the adorable - if not a little cheeky (get it?) - Lily Allen pumping her gas.

Problem the first: Why is it that I can see her ass? Does she really need a hole right there? Did I step into a time portal that took me back to 1991? I heard that New Kids on the Block are reuniting, so this theory is possible.

Problem the second: Does she really have blonde hair? Really? Why is it that every starlet with dark/red hair has to douse their head in bleach? Why not just try lighting your head on fire? The effect would pretty much be the same.

The blonde hair and ass flashing had me questioning whether this was Lily, or Lindsay Lohan after a coke binge. This isn’t a good thing. I miss dark haired Lily, who would bitch about Posh Beckham and sing about her brother getting high in his bedroom. Come back!

If it weren’t for the blonde hair and ripped skirt, I wouldn’t mind her casual outfit. It is, indeed, very early nineties retro, right down to the black ballet flats on her feet. For something similar, try these by Shellys London:

This is the Shellys London “Carla”, a simple black flat with a cute bow detail, like Lily’s. This flat is perfect for a retro throwback outfit, just avoid the ass flash rips!

Source: Dlisted

Tags: ballet flat, black, bow, flats, lily allen, lindsay lohan, retro

Posted: Apr 8th, 2008 at 12:00 pm