Jessica Simpson is nothing but an empty vessel filled with the Ugg. Y’know, instead of just being an empty vessel.

The Uggs are still attacking at full force! Jessica Simpson appears to have been hit by the Uggs fairly hard. The inherent bad fashion of the Ugg spread all the way up her body fairly quickly, as we can see by her baggy shirt and track pants combo. We need to be prepared. The Uggs are getting harder, better, faster, stronger, and not in the sexy Kanye West way.

The Uggs even inflicted that ugly, exposed shearling style on Simpson. What, is she guiding tourists through the Himalayas?! Things are getting out of hand. Therefore, I propose this to the Uggs: Take Jessica. We won’t fight to get her back, she can be your POW. In return, you give us back Claudia and Liv, and agree to stop attacking celebrities. Well, you can take Britney and Paris, too. And the other Simpson sister.

What? They’re lost causes!

Source: A Socialite Life

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am