Uggs and leggings. I’m surprised Liv didn’t break the camera lens.

Stay calm, everyone. Liv Tyler has been captured by the UGG.

I like Liv Tyler, a lot. To me, she will always be pill-popping perfectionist Corey Mason in Empire Records, who shameless threw her virgin flower at washed up musician, Rex Manning (Oh Rexy, so sexy). She’s also living proof that Steven Tyler might be attractive if he were a woman. She has to be one of the cutest moms I’ve ever, seen here out for a stroll with her son, Milo. That’s why it hurts me so much to see that she’s been captured by the enemy: Ugg boots.

Liv’s also sporting a pair of leggings, which leads me to believe that the Uggs and leggings are conspiring. Lindsay Lohan, I know you’re in on this. She’s a powerful enemy that one, who kills her prey by making them watch Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

I’m hoping that as spring gets closer, the Uggs will fall back. However, we need to be prepared. I suggest you start creating an emergency kit full of sexy pumps, like the Oh Deer! “Toffee” and the Jessica Simpson “Josette”. Better safe than sorry when protecting yourself against the pug fugly Ugg.

Source: A Socialite’s Life

Tags: boots, d'orsay, heels, jessica simpson, josette, liv tyler, oh deer!, peep toe, toffee, ugg, ugg classic short

Posted: Mar 20th, 2008 at 9:00 am