Paris Hilton wears shoes like Kenneth Cole “Special Event”; looks for new BFF to backstab


Paris asks “Who wants to be my best friend?” and is answered by the sound of crickets chirping

Because she doesn’t have enough money, Paris Hilton is launching a new reality show called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. The show will put Hilton in a house of girls who are all competing to be Paris’ new best friend. This is not a joke. MTV actually thought this was a good idea. The girls will allegedly be tested on things like “loyalty” and “girl politics”. I get the impression that it’s just a competition to see who’s best at kissing Paris’ VD infected ass. The show should be called “Paris Hilton’s New Sycophantic Barbie”.

If there’s someone who knows how to truly torture young, immature girls, it’s other young, immature girls. These girls are going to have to suffer through every childish game that little teenage tarts play, with sweet death being their only release. The casting call should be for “masochistic lambs to slaughter.”

Paris is 27 years old. She’s almost thirty! And she wants to live in some hellish sorority house with a bunch of Paris wannabes? Her ego doesn’t need this. They never should have let her out of jail. In fact, she should be jailed for life for her crimes against popular culture.

The above photo features Paris at the press conference for her new show. Her fake boyfriend Benji Madden was also there. I can’t say I really care for the dress she’s wearing, but it’s a lot better than some of the things she’s worn. I do like the contrasting of textures on her high heels. For something similar, try these by Kenneth Cole:

This is the Kenneth Cole “Special Event”, a shoe that contrasts smooth satin against eye grabbing patent leather. It features a criss cross pattern, like Paris’ shoes, but also has a trendy peep toe. A shoe like this is worth it for it’s versatility, as you can pair it with anything from jeans to a dress made of bed sheets, like Paris’. What do you think of the Kenneth Cole “Special Event” and Paris’ new reality show?

Source: A Socialite’s Life


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