Paris: “Benji, what colour are my eyes?” Benji: “Nipple?”

Here’s Paris Hilton at a club in Las Vegas with her boy of the mintute, Benji Madden. Don’t they look cute? Benji staring at Paris’ boobs, Paris loving it because she’s dead inside and lives off of the attention of others. Paris was recently seen wearing a diamond encrusted ring that says BM on her engagement finger. People are speculating that it may be an engagement ring, but I think it’s just Paris and Benji whoring out their fake relationship for attention in the tabloids. And it’s working.

In all honesty, I kind of like Paris and Nicole dating these two stooges. It distracts them from making anymore of that god awful, bubblegum punk crap they call music. Didn’t Good Charlotte have a song called “Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous” about whiny rich people? And now their dating Paris and Nicole? I’m glad they take their “art” so seriously.

Paris wore some spangly top, tights from 1985 and an obvious push-up bra to the club. She topped it all off with a pair of sleek, suede booties on her feet. Even if the outfit is horrible, and the person wearing it is horrible, it can all still be redeemed by a good pair of shoes. For a pair of booties like Paris’, try these by J. Lo:

This is the J. Lo “Damask”, a simple suede bootie that will add sex appeal and sophistication to any outfit - even if you are Paris Hilton. The “Damask” has a 4″ heel and is also available in a chocolate colour. They will easily compliment jeans and dress pants, but try them with a skirt for a sexy look.

Source: Drunken Stepfather

Tags: benji madden, black, booties, boots, damask, gossip, heels, j.lo, paris hilton, rumours, sexy, suede

Posted: Mar 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm