What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos.

You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.

Posh was on the Ellen show the other day, and she brought the hostess a pair of stilettos in which to wobble around. Suffice to say, Ellen was not capable of her usual festive dancing. However, she did return Posh’s gesture by gifting her a pair of Adidas sneakers. Posh rocked her Adidas as best as she could, despite the fact that she claims to never wear flats. She also never works out, because she can’t wear heels. Now that’s a devotion to fashion.

Posh wore a sleek purple dress with a pair of suede purple heels. She looked impeccable, as is usually the case with fembots and cyborgs. The luscious purple colour suited her beautifully. For purple suede shoes like Posh’s, try these by Isaac Mizrahi:

This is the Isaac Mizrahi “Bambi”, a shoe who’s mother was apparently shot by cold blooded fashion hunters. The colour and the material compliment eachother for a soft, almost regal look. Try pairing these with a pair of jeans or a chic dress like Posh’s.

Tags: adidas, bambi, ellen degeneres, heels, isaac mizrahi, posh, purple, sneakers, spice girls, suede, victoria beckham

Posted: Mar 8th, 2008 at 2:03 pm