Oh, Paris Hilton. I love her, because she’s a big joke. The only problem is that she doesn’t get it.

Paris was spotted recently with a Buddhist monk, with whom she visited a spiritual bookstore. The whole thing seemed a little fishy. Paris hanging out with a Buddhist? And wearing white? I would imagine her eightfold path to enlightenment would involve booze, boys, stepping out of cars in a skirt with no underwear, sex tapes, herpes, dancing on tables, booze and more boys.

Well, it turns out that we were right to be suspicious. The man Paris was photographed with is a Hollywood actor named Maxie. You can view his MySpace profile here. Is Paris really that dumb? This is the internet generation, hun. Somebody was bound to figure out this little stunt. My advice for next time would be to hire a man who looks a little less like Tommy Chong.

If Paris is looking to shed her party girl image, maybe she should, I dunno, get a job and stop being a whore. There’s a special place in party girl hell for this one. She’ll be roasted on a spitfire for Anna Nicole. Failing that, I’m sure she’ll be reincarnated into one of those poor, tiny dogs she carries around all the time.

Paris tried her best to look “holy” by donning a white dress and shoes. The dress mostly makes her look like Little Hoe Peep, but her shoes are a very nice, simple heel that can be worn with anything. Try the Bronx Shoes “Chrissy” for a similar look:

The “Chrissy” is made a distressed leather and features a 3.75″ heel, for easy walking. It can be paired with most anything (except for leggings) and comes in a chic black colour as well. What do you think of the Bronx Shoes “Chrissy” and Paris’ failed attempt at holiness?

Source: I Don’t Like You In That Way

Tags: Bronx Shoes, Chrissy, distressed, gossip, heels, Leather, Paris Hilton, Pointed Toe, Tommy Chong

Posted: Mar 5th, 2008 at 6:13 pm