Ode to Heidi Klum (Best read with lit candles and lots of snapping)

Heidi Klum, German muse,
Sexy beat poetess,
Got on her hippie groove.

Scarves and bellbottoms, shades the sun can’t pierce.
Could have hung with Hell’s Angels
But she’s way too fierce.

Incense and peppermint, catwalks and hype
She’s not doing glamour today,
Today she’s “Pass the peace pipe.”

On the way to Haight-Ashbury, Heidi got lost,
Ended up in Beverly Hills
With designer Birkenstocks.

She designed them herself, with her fashion eye,
The Birkenstocks people were all “Far out!”
And she was like “I know, guy.”

“Where did you learn to design like this?” Birkenstocks cried,
Heidi stutted to face them,
And proclaimed as she sighed,

“I saw the best minds of my genereation, destroyed by bad fashion no doubt,
You know how it is with fashion
One day you’re in, the next you’re out!”

The limited edition Birkenstocks “Loneliest Rock” sandal, designed by Heidi Klum, featuring lyrics by Seal.

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Source: A Socialite’s Life

Posted: Mar 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pm