The Olsen twins scare the bejesus out of me.

They always have that expressionless, non-smiling look on their face as if they’re robots, or aliens, or trying to burn holes into my soul with their DEAD EYES. That’s why I like this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen. Sure, she looks like an eighty year old blind woman, but at least I can’t see those big eyes that once belonged to Michelle Tanner, and now belong to Hollywood.

This picture of MK was snapped at a recent Giambattista Valli show in Paris. Notice the giant peep-toe platforms on teeny, tiny Mary-Kate. Her shoes are indeed, Giambattista Valli - the “Victoria” shoe, named for none other than Victoria Beckham. Olsen is wearing a black suede version.

If I were to make a shoe inspired by Posh, it would probably be made out of plastic and be called “The one that doesn’t sing”, but I like Valli’s shoe anyway. The height of the “Victoria” is a little intimidating, in fact, even Posh claimed that she needed to learn how to walk in them before wearing them. However, despite it’s hugeness, they don’t appear to look clunky. Even Mary-Kate, who’s so small she could make flip-flops look clunky, looks quite dainty and elegant in the giant shoe.

If you’d like to try Posh and MK’s sky high look, I suggest you try a pair of stilts. Failing that, take a look through Pleaser USA’s collection. Pleaser USA has a whole variety of sky high platforms that will lift you up to the stratosphere, without emptying your wallet. Just be careful not to fall!

P.S. Mary-Kate, Anna Wintour you are not. I suggest you stop trying before she has her people make a coat out of you.

Source: Dlisted; Just Jared