Here’s Mariah Carey looking, as usual, like a hooker. What better way to attract patrons to your street corner by wearing bright red fire engines on your feet?

There’s been rumours recently about Mimi’s alleged drug use - that she apparently uses cocaine. I’m about as shocked by that as I was by Kate Moss’ cocaine use. Rich and famous people using coke?! You don’t say. Next they’ll try to tell me that George Michael is gay and the pope is Catholic.

Although she’s done a nice job matching her shoes with her shirt and her giant, glamazon sunglasses, I still wouldn’t touch those shoes with a ten foot pole. Maybe it’s the colour that turns me off, but it’s more likely the fact that they look like they popped out of a drag queen’s closet.

You know Mimi chose that colour to represent her amazing hotness. And why not? She will be turning 38 is less than a month, and still looks like some hoochie in her twenties. Therefore, I’ll forgive Mimi for the colour, but suggest a less offensive shoe:

This is the Oh Deer! “Naomi”. I love this shoe. It’s got that patent red pop without going over the top. The t-strap and peep-toe will be perfect for this seasons trends. I think Mimi could rock these, and still look hoochie fabulous. What do you think?

Source: Dlisted

Tags: drag queen, george michael, gossip, heels, kate moss, mariah carey, oh deer! naomi, patent red, peep toe, pumps, rumours, t+strap

Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 5:41 pm