This is definitely one of those “Caption this!” moments.

Tom Cruise: “You see that! That’s my wife! Kittie or Katie or whatever her name is! Point is, she’s a WOMAN! Take our picture, please.”

Katie Holmes on the other hand appears to be imitating a mannequin, but that’s probably what being Tom Cruise’s wife is all about.

I wish Katie’s dress didn’t have that horrible sling-type detail to it. I’ve seen this style on others before, like Lucy Lui, and I just don’t get it. It seems to cover up the woman’s shape. What is it for? Is it an emergency parachute just in case their mothership fails on the way home? Maybe it’s used by Tom Cruise to hang up Katie Holmes at the end of the day. He has to be careful with his favourite accessory, of course.

Katie’s wearing a stylish pair of purple satin Christian Louboutins that match nicely with her lavender clutch. If you’re looking for a pair peep-toe sling backs like these, try these by Oh Deer!:

This is the Oh Deer! “Kate” - an appropriate name for a shoe similar to the ones on “Kate Cruise’s” feet. As with many other Oh Deer! models, these shoes feature the red soles that mimic Louboutin’s soles, and also have a soft, satin upper. The heel is wrapped in a chic, metallic snake print material, for some a touch of some edgy glamour. And of course, the “Kate” also has 4.5″ heels - excellent for towering over teeny, tiny husbands.

Source: Dlisted

Tags: christian louboutin, heels, kate, kate cruise, katie holmes, oh deer!, peep toe, pumps, satin, sling back, tom cruise

Posted: Feb 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm