I had a nightmare last night. In it, I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s walk-in closet, fending off trecherous leggings, one for every colour of the rainbow - from hooker pink, to Red Bull yellow, to cocaine white. I awoke in a frenzied panic, covered in sweat. Later on today, I stumbled across this photo of Lindsay, hinting that she may indeed have a closet full of leggings of every shade:

Source: A Socialite’s Life

This shade is called “Hangover Grey”.

I am horrified by Lindsay’s outfit. The last time I posted about her, she was looking fantastic, having freed herself from those hideous leggings. Well, it seems that like Bruce Willis, old habits die hard.

It’s not just the leggings that make this such a horrible outfit, it’s the baggy striped shirt (it’s as if this girl never left prison), the slouchy boots, EVERYTHING. Can’t Lindsay afford a stylist? Or did all her money go to the Los Angeles drug scene? I’m sure they appreciate “donations” from rich benefactors, like herself.

Those boots bother me almost as much as the leggings. They appear to be elasticized at the ankles, as if they’re the shoe world’s answer to 80’s style track pants. It looks as though Lindsay’s preparing to go on a hike through the Amazon rainforest, and she’s afraid of bugs crawling into her boots. Lindsay, you need to be aware of the fact that CRACK BUGS AREN’T REAL.

Other than complimenting the overall slobbish theme of her outfit, those boots don’t match at all. I suggest Lindsay looks into these by Ecco:

This the Ecco Washington Tall Boot, a leather mid-calf boot that could have been the saving grace of Lindsay’s outfit. They would better compliment those leggings, which would allow Linds to show off the slick buckle details. Those buckles would also keep the boot snug to her legs, to prevent whatever it is she’s afraid of getting in there. What do you think of the Ecco Washington Tall Boot? Would it save Lindsay’s outfit? Or is it even worth saving?

Tags: black, boots, buckles, ecco, heels, leather, leggings, lindsay lohan, pantless

Posted: Feb 16th, 2008 at 10:42 pm