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Pictured: Spice Girls, version 3.0 - except for Posh, who’s probably version 6.0, going on breasts-lifted-to-Alaska version 6.5. It’s been a long, relaxing time since the Spicers have been together. Ever wonder what they talk about after all these years? What else? SHOES.

SPORTY: Where did Britney’s six-pack go? That right, it’s right here on my stomach! Plus, I added another two!

BABY: Who cares? My shoes are sexier. Hey Mel B, did I tell you that I got these J.Lo Fantasy shoes for under a hundred bucks? Boy am I happy to have a regular paycheck again.

SCARY: I can’t hear you over my outfit! My super shiny, hot, hot Yellow Box Vintage-like boots were made for walking - all over Eddie Murphy!

POSH: PLEASE WAIT. LOADING FIERCE LOOK 3.2, COUTURE DRESS 7.5, HOT FRINGE HEELS 6.7, TANOREXIA 5.2.

GINGER: Vicky just hasn’t been the same since she started hanging around the Cruises’.

SPORTY: Maybe my spangly, sparkly running shoes will make her feel better? Either that, or I’ll beat her up. That goes for you, too, Geri, if you dare leave again -

BABY: I’m so happy they don’t make me wear those hideous, platform running shoes anymore. These are far cuter and don’t make me look like I have orthopedic problems.

SCARY: Child support monies from rich actors make me want to ziggazig-ah!

POSH: HOT FRINGE HEELS 6.7 NOT RESPONDING, LOADING TRENDY, BETSEY JOHNSON HIPSTER FRINGE HEELS.

GINGER: I’m so happy Vicky sings the least.

POSH: ERROR 404

Tags: betsey johnson, boots, fringe, gold, heels, j.lo, pumps, silver, spice girls, victoria beckham, yellow box

Posted: Dec 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm