The Sugar Buggn Boot for Bai Ling
If you don’t know who Bai Ling is, then you’re not alone.
I know Bai Ling from various paparazzi shots, always looking like the fashion equivalent of a schizophrenic cheerleader in 1987. Other than that, I don’t know much about her. She’s apparently an actress, and she was apparently on Lost, but I care more about her crimes against boots:

Source: Dlisted
I’m not entirely confident that that isn’t the actual colour of Bai’s legs, but I am pretty confident that somewhere under the mass of fluff on her feet, there are a pair of boots. It looks like she trudged through a field of sheep on her way there. In a way, it almost makes sense for her to wear a pair of boots as outrageous as these, because if she were to wear something fashionable, it would look completely out of place next to her horrid fuzzy leopard print beret and super-tight tights. However, it’s not an excuse. Maybe if Bai had some nicer shoes, she could tone down her insane look to match her footwear. So let’s let’s take a look at a pair of boots that Bai can look into the next time she dresses:

This is the Sugar Buggn Boot, a similar model to the boots that Bai is wearing above - toned down a little. The faux shearling detailing is much more modest, to show off the soft, sultry suede of the boot. It has a 3.25″ heel, sans the giant platforms that Bai is sporting on her clunkers. Warm and cozy for the winter, these boots would look adorable with some black tights and a cute sweater dress. Bai Ling, take heed.
What does everyone think of the Sugar Buggn Boot? A better choice for Bai?