Dear Santa,

Although I appreciate the Barbie Ferrari that you gave me when I was five, and the credit card debt you gave me last year, I think this year it would be best if you did something different. You see, this Christmas, I want these:

The first is the Christian Louboutin Lady Ring Pump and the second is the Jimmy Choo Hanoi Sandal.

I covet these shoes. I desire them more than a pregnant virgin desires a warm stable and a paternity test.

Now, as my understanding goes, you’ve got a bunch of elves working for you. Unless two of those elves are Jimmy Choo or Christian Louboutin, I’m not sure that I would trust those little men to make these. Trust me, I’ve seen their hideous elf shoes - not very fashionable. So, like a grandmother who just has no clue what to get her teenage granddaughter, I propose that you just give me the money and I’ll go and buy them myself.

Okay - so these shoes ring in around two grand and one grand each, respectively. This is what you have to shell out for designer footwear adorned with pretty rhinestones and cute crystals.

You and I both know that I haven’t been that good this year - I guess that’s what happens when you’re responsible for a small genocide of Ugg boots and Croc shoes (I don’t regret a thing), so I understand that the price is a little steep.

So, Santa, how about these beautiful rhinestone and crystal accented shoes?:

These are the Helene by Hype, the Passion by Beverly Feldman and the Harp by N.Y.L.A., all perfect substitutions for that high fashion, crystal accented look.

And y’know what? You can compare prices on Shoehunting easily to get the best price for these hot models, so why not browse around, purchase them on-line, and then place them discreetly under my tree, just like old times?

Just something to think about. Thanks!

Stiletto Pumped

P.S. Those white fur trimmed boot are getting a little old, don’t you think? To be honest, they don’t do anything for you. How about you try these?

Tags: beverly feldman, christian louboutin, hype, jimmy choo, n.y.l.a., rhinestones

Posted: Nov 27th, 2007 at 11:08 pm