Psycho-delic footwear
A few days ago, I posted about Pucci graphic rainboots. I wanted to share with you, faithful shoe lovers, these candy coloured galoshes that evoke the spirit of art, fun and vivid, drug induced hallucinations.
Well, get ready for chills and anxiety, because today, the trip gets bad:
Heavy.
As in, my feet are feeling heavy just looking at these boots. As in, they look like they were designed for some kind of hippie Clydesdale with bad taste.
These snow boots resemble what might have happened if Liberace designed the footwear for the moon landing. They aren’t just loud, they’re screaming at 150 decibels across a tapestry of bad, colourized 1960’s b-movies.
What is with this obsession with making one’s feet look gargantuan? Is there a gravity problem that I’m unaware of? Are we all characters in some kind of Mega Man video game?
I bet they’re mighty warm, or at least they better be if you’re carrying two giant disco balls on your feet.
But I must say, it must have been quite the show, watching an 90 lb model strut down the runway wearing 120 lbs of snow boot on her feet. Now that’s workin’ it.
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