“Crocs Cayman’s Are Cute” – Now That Is A Bunch of Crock!
(A small glimpse of the fashion hell)
Animals have inspired many cute fashions. Who does not love having a little cheetah print or zebra print in their wardrobe.
However, out of all the animals in the world, a crocodile just does not scream sexy! This is very apparent with the women’s Crocs Cayman.
I do not care how comfortable they are. They are loud and just plain hideous. The only people that should be able to wear them are people working in the water, children under the age of nine (anything looks cute of the little ones), and people who spend 99.5% of their time away from socialization.
I know this seems a little unfair. If you are set on enjoying the comfort and affordable price of the Crocs, invest in a pair of their “Prima Ballet” slips ons, which cost $30, or the Athens’ flip flop for about $30.
These two pair of Crocs are not so offensive to the fashion community.
Oh, and please, if you see someone wearing Crocs Caymans and socks, just run away screaming. Anyway capable of that can be capable of other several things that can harm you.
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